December 2011
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
When Girls Can't Take a FUCKING COMPLIMENT.
“You’re so pretty” No I’m not, I’m so ugly. “WELL SHIT, YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN”
As soon as I get home. →
I’m like:
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but when you check their fridge
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And it feels like this afterwards:
How can you portray a feeling with a gif…this is amazingly accurate.
wow….. that’s what it feels like
YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES.